HELP WANTED: HAREM KEEPER
NO EXPERIENCE NECESSARY
MUST BE MALE, VIRILE, AND WILLING!
Who wouldn't jump at an opportunity like that? Who could dream of a better job than guarding a stable of lush and sex-starved chicks... at a high salary to boot?
Besides, Buzz Cardigan had very little choice. If he turned the offer down, he'd be castrated on the spot. And besides that, Uncle Sam had ordered him to take it.
So Buzz had to grin and bear it. Even when the Shah of Shish-Kebah, who owned all those fabulous babes, turned out to be the worst kind of a nut. Even when sinister spies and other assorted kooks started shooting at him from all directions. Even when...
Well, Buzz was a very mixed-up spy in a lovely but deadly harem. Maybe you'd better read the book before you decide whether you'd want the job or not!